Aegisub

• C would be Judaism
• Java would be Fundamentalist Christianity
• PHP would be Cafeteria Christianity
• C++ would be Islam
• C# would be Mormonism
• Lisp would be Zen Buddhism
• Haskell would be Taoism
• Erlang would be Hinduism
• Perl would be Voodoo
• Lua would be Wicca
• Ruby would be Neo-Paganism
• Python would be Humanism
• COBOL would be Ancient Paganism
• APL would be Scientology
• LOLCODE would be Pastafarianism
• Visual Basic would be Satanism